Kearny, N.J. an urban/suburban town in northern New Jersey which from E. to W. resides between Jersey City and Newark and S. to N. between Harrison/East Newark and N. Arlington
Back in the mid 90's K-Town was known as soccer town USA.
Me and my boy robbed a couple bikes in N.A., on our way back to Newark we got jumped in K-Town and they robbed the bikes we just stole.
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K-Town is a city in Florida called Kissimmee where its known for its abundance of weed and gangs and shootings.

One of the most dangerous places in Florida
Yo remember that time in k-town we had to dip bc 12 was on our ass!
by KTOWN SOLDIER October 19, 2020
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k-town means kebab town, a "making k with your fingers" sign created by Soroush Mehrabkhani. Why kebab town? It is becouse The whole world is conquered by kebab and Soroush is a proud kebab provider. If you are from middle-east then you can always holla at your world with k-town sign when entering a place like school. To make it original you have to say k-town while holding the sign.
dont talk bad about foreigners becouse you eat their food everyday today. k-town! k-town!
by Soroush Mehrabkhani September 20, 2006
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A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
by Crazy Gabe May 3, 2011
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It's Commander Crisis I was born in Pre-Town
by 3B Basement February 6, 2023
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A condition in which the subject exhibits irrational amount of skill and knowledge in relation to the town from which they hail.
Example: Bob- "let's just take Main Street?"

Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "

Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
by Alreadyinuse July 11, 2014
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