Alabama Slammer

When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.

Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!

by Chili67 May 21, 2021

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite April 8, 2018

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Slammer Pussy

When she’s had more cocks than your sister, you’ll know she’s got a gaper bud.

I thought she was tight but man was that a slammer pussy.

by Redneckgirl101 December 24, 2020

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ice slammer

A big ol' black (or white, latino, asian, etc)guy that takes his ice (that is, bling) and uses it to show off how great he thinks he is.

More often than not, it impresses everyone.

Tyrone: Yo, dawg, d'you see Antoine at da club da other night?

Jerome: Yeah, dawg. What an ice slammer! I gotta get me some o' dat bling.

by William S. Crowley XVI July 19, 2006

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Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 5, 2019

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