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Final Fantasy II 

Actually not that bad of a game.
Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system

Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol

Final Fantasy'd 

When you're playing a video game, and you always need that one or two extra of something that won't drop for hours on end. Also when you're looking for something and the first couple of fights you get the drop(s) but the next infinite fights nothing goes in your favor.
Gamer A - This boss dropped 13 of A Item! Just need one more!
Gamer B - Na man. You got Final Fantasy'd

Gamer X - First fight I got 8/9 drops I need for this final upgrade!
(5 hours later)
Gamer X - Drop the f-ing last piece! I just got Final Fantasy'd!
Final Fantasy'd by NachoJin June 17, 2022

Final Fantasy February 

"Final Fantasy February refers to the tradition among fans of the renowned Final Fantasy video game series to dedicate the month of February to immersive gameplay, nostalgic exploration, and vibrant discussions centered around the beloved franchise. Enthusiasts celebrate this month-long event by sharing their favorite moments, engaging in online communities, and relishing the rich narratives and captivating worlds that Final Fantasy has offered over the years."
Man that final fantasy February, February last year was amazing

Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga 

Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!

Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.

Heal me in Final Fantasy 

Slang for asking a friend to partake in homoerotic activities with you, including but not limited to passionately making out.
Hey man, do you think you can heal me in Final Fantasy?

Aight bro, just say 'no homo' afterward cuz we're not there yet.