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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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San Diego

"San Diego" Scholars maintain the original translation has been lost through time. It mean a whales vagina.
by Ron_Burgandy April 22, 2021
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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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San Diego thank you

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you
by Crazylittlefucker April 25, 2023
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San Diego bus stop

A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.
Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.
by dildofarts July 30, 2023
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Rancho San Diego

Rancho is filled with a bunch spoiled chaldean kids and show off families. These people are known as rancho rats. Rancho is about 90% Chaldeans and the other 10% is white people who are wannabe Chaldeans. Even if you own three liquor stores or you have no money, you can’t tell because people will still drive a brand new Mercedes or bmw and the broke people will get it for a lease. Rancho is becoming the new El Cajon because everyone in El Cajon wants to be rancho so they’re all moving here. All the boaters are tryna move here like stay in El Cajon with st Michael please. Thank God I live in jamul !!
Yo where you live?

I live in rancho San Diego with all the rich kids!
by Chaldean September 12, 2023
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