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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
by Thahash May 14, 2022
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San Diego plateau

The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.
The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."
by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 10, 2017
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San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
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San Diego thank you

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you
by Crazylittlefucker April 25, 2023
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San Diegoed

When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.
Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.
by Cannavaro April 28, 2011
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San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
by notskittles May 27, 2014
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