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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
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San Diego Burrito

Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.
"Have you tried the San Diego Burrito at Los Panchos? Bomb diggity"
by SubMachinistZ June 8, 2018
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San Diego Dawg pile

A group of four or more people press their ass cheeks together and simultaneously defecate into a pile and then continue to mud wrestle in their excrement
Hey jack mcman are you going to the San Diego dawg pile tonight?
by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 14, 2022
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San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you
Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.
by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022
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San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
by Thahash May 14, 2022
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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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