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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Grey

Something that somebody says if they have schizophrenia, talking about how they're going to 'FIND INFINITE GREY' or 'I KNOW THE STEPS TO IT'. May display aggression or impulsive behaviour.
Person 1: 'Hey man have you heard of infinite grey?'
Person 2: 'YEAH I'M GOING TO GO TO IT ON AUGUST 6TH'
by vanta22222 October 8, 2022
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Infinite Craft AI

by guiguinhoac April 12, 2025
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
mugGet the Infinite Funny Theoremmug.

Infinite Indian

The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?

Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Infinite Time

Hell. Once a good place it became the worst place to ever exist.
You in Infinite Time ?

Nah that shit scary, fuck outta here.
by Raven_Pog July 22, 2021
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Infinite

The amount veer loves ishita

( way more then she loves him)
Veer loves ishita way more u can say it's infinite
by Ishitaloverforever October 3, 2017
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