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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Indian

The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?

Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Infinite Suck

Guy: yeah she broke up with me yesterday.
Guy 2: damn, that shit’s infinite suck.
by supertune April 3, 2025
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infinite grey

an incredibly hard to reach place that is very stupid
augusto: i love spreading misinformation about infinite grey!
by boplasve September 25, 2022
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infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.
Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.
by Kriskit December 2, 2023
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Infinite Rizz

Rizz that knows no bounds and has only been truly achieved by those who are "top g's". This rizz is pure and unparalleled in its form and is said to be able to bag even the baddest of women.
"Yahya has infinite rizz, no woman has ever said no to him".
by Rashad Ahmad December 8, 2022
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infinite broz

A great YouTuber. Is part of Team Infinite, Inc. Subscribe to him!
by YTDeffinitions May 24, 2018
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