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infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
by anonymous500r March 14, 2009
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Cap INFINITE

Jilon forstall
This mf is on that cap INFINITE type shit
by L_Caster March 21, 2021
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Infinitive

Infinitive - Noun
To be free/unrestricted from something whether it is possible, or impossible
The Declaration of Independence declared that the United States would be infinitive from the UK's reign
by Humorescence September 6, 2025
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Infinite Craft AI

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Infinite Grey

Something that somebody says if they have schizophrenia, talking about how they're going to 'FIND INFINITE GREY' or 'I KNOW THE STEPS TO IT'. May display aggression or impulsive behaviour.
Person 1: 'Hey man have you heard of infinite grey?'
Person 2: 'YEAH I'M GOING TO GO TO IT ON AUGUST 6TH'
by vanta22222 October 8, 2022
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Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.
by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023
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Infinite Schizo Loop

When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.
Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.
by thehappytwo March 15, 2025
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