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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Craft

Infinite Craft is a game that is owned by a guy named Neil. And you can make anything, from fire to an item called ???. Like what the heck is that
Dave: Hey, you wanna play Infinite Craft?
Jeff: Sure! Let's make Green Day!
by worldfamousdish May 29, 2024
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Nonchalant to glizzy an infinite rizz

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by i swear bro 😭😭 August 21, 2024
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Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020
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Infinitism

Believing in the life of infinity. To never die. To live forever and beyond. To not believe in forever because forming a word means to limit it. AND SERENA REFUSES THAT.
A: dude I don't think we are gonna die tbh.
B: Woah are you one of those infinitism believer?
by Junnhoe October 4, 2025
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Infinite

The amount veer loves ishita

( way more then she loves him)
Veer loves ishita way more u can say it's infinite
by Ishitaloverforever October 3, 2017
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無限沉底(infinitely sinking)

use as describing the terrible situation on 4e by a comedian Mr. Sin Gui, including Singyin students cant use the 珠珠 of a ball pen to reduce friction. The poor handwriting of the Singyin boys and the brilliant physics test result of 4E boys(which his primary 3 son can easily finish the task. Directly caused Sin Gui desperately cry: 我覺得聖言仔真係喺度無限沉底
1. even my primary 3 son can finish this task, I think that singyin boys are really infinitely sinking!

連我三年班個仔都識隔行書寫,我覺得聖言仔真係喺度無限沉底(infinitely sinking)
by sin gui November 22, 2022
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