The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Dam hole

I’m at the hover dam and I want a dam t-shirt!

we got a dam hole.
What?
Nothing, inside joke.

by joyful coffee June 4, 2023

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 12, 2021

thigh dam

The opposite of a thigh gap. A blockage of fat between the legs.

That bitch is so fat, her thigh dam blocks the sun.

by Benny Beemin' full of Semen October 13, 2014

Dam Juan

Code for lets smoke weed later

Dam juan

by Niggacheese Raven September 16, 2019

Beaver Dam

When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.

I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.

by CockBlocker32408 November 26, 2022