Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery

That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!

by Janofarc January 22, 2016

Beaver Damming

The act of blocking a female’s efforts to hook up. Similar to cock blocking, but for women.

Samantha was trying to hook up with Sarah, but Karen was Beaver Damming her.

by WTF Wertz January 8, 2021

The solid block of constipation you get after eating a shit ton of pizza.

"Hey Babe you've been in the bathroom a long time..."
"I know, I've got a pizza dam going on right now"

by Pizzalover69;) January 14, 2018

When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.

Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.

by Erikneil13 February 1, 2016

“she was being such a pussy dam”

“I was trying to get with this girl but my friend was being a pussy dam”

by witneyratliff February 23, 2019

the most amazing person ever, fiona is actually amazing. she’s one of the nicest people in the world.

“fiona dam? i love her!”

“fiona dam is so hot didnt she quit nic”

by swagger69420 May 26, 2021

an exclamation. Used when you see a big/juicy/sexy ass

SavageG:look at felicity`s bum dam that ass is influential!!!

by daboywithaplan February 9, 2021