Boner blob

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

When two men press their scrotums together after - akin to scissoring for lesbians.

After blowing all over his arse, Craig and i did a bit of blobbing to soak up the spunk.

by Jimmydeeeeee May 11, 2025

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019

B-Basic
L-Last
O-Option
B-Bitch

There were no baddies left so I had to cuff a blob for the night.

by Carserate January 17, 2022

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'.

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you blob out again?

by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016

A city whose size, night glow from lights, and/or land coverage makes it visible from outer space.

Wow! That city is so spread out, it must look like a sprawl blob from outer space.

by rbbiking August 27, 2013