venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

venus

planet of love

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming. did its people want too much too, did its people want too much?

by Beepboopbitch June 15, 2022

Angel And Venus Williams: America Ferrera's Children

Angel And Venus Williams: America Ferrera's Children

Angel And Venus Williams: America Ferrera's Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

venus day

A day that feels longer than a year.

Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.

"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."

by Ghalto August 28, 2021

Venus

A girl who typically chats with an Athena, Ysay, Alexa, etc. She likes Science but since online classes happened, she just watches anime. More specifically sports anime!

Bob: Where is Venus?
Oop: I think she's watching Haikyfiuio or something.

Bob: She’s very nice!
Oop: Ok lol.

by CharlieTheHighCloud October 12, 2020

Venus

The only planet that helps get more penis.

"Girls go to college to get more knowledge"
"No, you're wrong. Girls go to Venus to get more penis"

by #dada69 on colornames.com >:) January 4, 2025