People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks
by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 13, 2020
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Ruben is a sexy guy with a hot teasing voice. He is tall and attractive, he's the sweetest person for the people he cares about. Ruben is the hottest guy ever.
Ruben can I taste your Rubito?
Ruben: Id like to taste your fifi at the same time.
Its called 69
by Mmamaciita November 2, 2017
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The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.
Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!
by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021
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fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan
ruben is so fat
by ruben santu November 28, 2021
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"Ruben" is a male first name that comes from "Rubani", of Punjabi origin, and means "Ruh (soul) of bani (guru ki vani/gurbani)".

I.e. "Soul of the Holy book". / "The essence of poetry"
Hey Ruben, let's grab lunch from that vegan spot near Sloane Square.
by Sav Cho June 15, 2023
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A typical guy who simps to much over a girl with the name Shevaun and plays way to much apex. He will probably never lose his virginity.
by Arruse November 22, 2021
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Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen
Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....
by RP05 March 27, 2019
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