Three low life fags that suffocate their dicks with ass tight pants.
The Jonas Brothers are puke-worthy. As if one wasn't bad enough, there has to be 3.
by LameMuch? February 17, 2009
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Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.

A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?

Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?

Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
by Potterfreak82 January 19, 2011
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very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...
Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)
by MrFro5000 March 10, 2009
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Another example of our generation's poor view on music. It's bad enough to have to listen to their slipshod lyrics and brazen guitar riffs, but then they have the nerve to consider themselves a "rock band". It's not completely the jonas brothers fault, on the contrary it's the fan base that account for 2/3 of the public's anger. The fact that these 10-16 yr old girls try to defend them with little or no logical reason just fuels the public's anger to the point where hating them is a household topic. I'm not saying i hate them personally(even though they claim they're rock when they are straight edge virgins) but don't go and defend them like their the next Nirvana. Their nothing more than a fad that will die when their adults and it's a shame that bands like them and miley cyrus top the charts rather than bands that put effort and time into their albums. America's funny like that
No need, the jonas brothers show it on "On demand" every 5 minutes
by TCS-EB August 18, 2008
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Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.
Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.
by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009
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There are four known definitions:-
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'

3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) "OMJ did u c the Jonas Brothers concert last nite theyre soooo hawt & gorjus etc. ..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
by The Infinite Sadness May 30, 2009
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