A weeb that denies his existence, while simultaneously simping for Japanese women.
"Dan, don't be a Duncan. You promised to play D&D with us."
"Bro, anime isn't that cool. Don't be a Duncan."
"Fuck that guy. He's a total Duncan."
"I'm sure that Duncan likes his sangria with White Claw."
by Jokesarecool123 April 21, 2021
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I'm not an e-boy, I'm an f-boy --- Duncan
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A Duncan is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet in your ENTIRE life time. He is tall, sweet, knows how to make you smile, and INCREDIBLY HOT!!! If you have a Duncan in your life, hold on and never let go.
by HottyMcShawty April 29, 2022
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Duncan’s can be the most lovely people in the world. They are capable showing different sides of themselves depending on who the audience is. If you fall in love with a Duncan be careful because it’s near impossible to escape him. Duncan’s are capable of using their people with large power and doing it cunningly. Beware his charm will trap you.
Oh dear, lily has fallen victim to a Duncan.
by Mila Ruscoe November 21, 2021
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my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.
id give up forever for you, duncan.
by .</3. December 20, 2022
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A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.
Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021
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It’s a shit school that’s all it’s crusty and nasty and the staff there are gay
Duncan bathrooms are nasty
by Carotid September 12, 2021
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