Zidane 

The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist!!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist!!" while sweating from his teeth.

Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.

Zidane by ChathamChewy August 21, 2006

Zidane 

To head butt someone with extreme force

I will "zidane" you so hard that you will fall to the ground

Zidane by ilikepiealot December 16, 2008

zidane 

A great soccer player. However, in the World Cup 2006, he hit an Italian players chest and received a red card. A bright career ended with a worst note ever. He retired in an upset wa

Zidane is a French soccer player

zidane by trang July 11, 2006

zidane 

Don't let all those "Zidane is a Genome" losers fool you. Zidane is really a monkey.

Zidane is SUCH a monkey.

zidane by hay thear October 4, 2003

Zidane 

verb: To emotionally manipulate an individual or party during either a crucial moment or decision process, so as to elicit an angry or violent response, which leads to an advantageous upperhand for an opposing party or rival.

noun: An individual who is emotionally perturbed intentionly but underhandedly by a rival so as to gain an upperhand in a social or compettitive standing.

"John was totally played during the conference and made to loose his temper. He got totally Zidaned by his competition and looked the fool for it."

"He's smart but can be quite a Zidane and provoked to stupid acts when stressed and taunted when the pressure's on."

Zidane by EverescentBlue July 10, 2006

Zidane 

A sexual act of repeatedly headbutting or physically inserting your cranium in a females vagina.

guy 1: Dude did you see that janie's gaping vagina?
guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night
guy 1: nice i oughta try that out

Zidane by frosty austy January 22, 2009

zidane 

A sore loser. His winning goal in the 1998 World Cup caused strong anti-immigration fervor in France but now, because France was defeated by Italy, is a hero to those same hypocrites.

Like a true sore loser, Zidane heatbutted Matarazzi because the French can't stand to be defeated.

zidane by Donna D. July 29, 2006