YOWZA!

A more interesting and friendlier way of saying hello,wassup,hi,how'dy,hey

Must be said in a'WASSUP' budweiser ad kind of way when answering your phone or when calling a friend!

Saying this when answering your phone deters the most pissed off friend from telling you off as they are now thinking "what the hell did you just say!" No one can be truly mad at you once you've uttered it!

Pissed off friend calls and you answer: "Yowza!"

They say: "Wot!"

You say again: "Yowza!"

They say "LOL, Yowza!?"

(They are now completely confused as to why and what they were mad at you about in the first place)

...........

You call a friend they answer "hello"

You reply "YOWZA"

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by moanerlissa72 May 20, 2009

wowza me yowza

a term that evolved from the word 'wowza'. Wowza me yowza is a longer, more eccentric version of the word, and is kind of underground since no one uses it a lot. it still stands for the same thing as 'wowza'

"Look at this mega golf course! Wowza me yowza?!"

by Zanex311 September 25, 2009

Yowza

The word of magic. This word if you say it you got big dick and not gay

Yowza

by Bill 4 December 19, 2019

Yowza

exclamation of extreme such as when you slam a body part in a door -
Yowza! That hurt!

nickname for your favorite girlfriend

Yowza, move over.

Yowza! That hurt!
Yowza, move over.

by havethunk June 28, 2015

Yowzas!

Something you can say when you get hurt, when you see something exciting, when you're surprised, or get knifed in Call Of Duty (or other games). It is less popular than it should be.

One guy: "You've never seen her? Yowzas, man!"
(shows his friend a picture of a hottie)
His friend: "YOWZAS!"

Somebody gets shot in the head in Black Ops by a guy behind him: "YOWZAS!"

by UberWeinerSchnitzel April 13, 2011