If I wanted to make you scream like a girl, I'd crush your nuts
My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.
That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me
My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.
That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me
by SamE84 July 5, 2008
by popular loner ¡ August 1, 2020
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
Relax, stop worrying, stop nagging. Similar to 'take a chill pill' or Chill your nuts. Command is not gender specific.
by theblumeanie July 22, 2008
Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"
by Manateecup July 11, 2015
by ImmDevil April 15, 2020
Words used by Debi to Dan, referring to the buttermilk ranch pretzels purchased while listening to wing beneath my wings.
by Doug Heller April 14, 2005