Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

I’m just a clever, crafty troll.

Just like you guys hehehe.

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

Why don't you tell her yourself?!

This is usually said right before a noxious cloud a rectum bile is inserted into the world as we know it (probably in Tokyo most likely) just before the victim of this bariatric monstrosity of a man-baby SHITS all over you till you disintegrate into actual dust. followed by this you transcend into a world where you meet your dead wife who was brutally stepped on buy the man-baby prior to you tasting his anal gasses that actually fucking killed you. PS sorry bro :)

Husband of wife who was stepped on: "NOOOOO! GOD! TELL HER I LOVED HER!!!"
Man-Baby: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?!"
Fart: BRRRRFFFFFFTTT

by JOLLYSHOLLY January 19, 2022

You should tell that at parties.

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.

Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."

by JRBizzle November 7, 2010

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger July 11, 2008

You Don't Tell Me

To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement.

"I'm not sure we're going the right way."
"Hey! You don't tell me!"

by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009