Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

you sir, are an ass

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!

im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!

by colnel May 24, 2004

You Ass

Another name for the United States (U.S.)
Since the U.S. does not have a proper-noun as a name, the homonym "You Ass" is used.

I am a You Ass citizen.

by u s eh November 28, 2020

You fucking ass

That's what you say to someone who screws up your Supply crates in GTA

Asshole blows up your supply Crate with a Hydra you say you fucking ass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 24, 2018

You ass

What people say when you act like a fool or a jerk. Can also be used interchangeably with asshole

1. (man says something rude to his boss) Boss: You ass! get out of here, you're fired!

2. (man inappropriately hits on a girl like a jerk ) Girl: You asshole! (repeatedly hits man with purse)

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009

you suck ass

something rude people say to their friends bc they think they’re funny but they aren’t 😁.

“you suck ass at 8ball” - a bitch
“that’s rude” - an innocent soul

by ya.mama.loves.me February 18, 2023