woolly thinking 

Woolly thinking. This is the art of thinking with your head full of clouds. Not "Clear" thoughts, but rather those done through the mist of not concentrating on what you are doing, and if you had the time to think clearly, you would realize that what you are doing is just plain daft

Woolly Thinking
Sawing a branch off a tree whilst sitting ON that branch

Thinking "Autocruise" drives the car for you

Anyone who has read the website dedicated to "Darwin Awards" will know tha many of them wernt thinking straight..

woolly thinking by Brian SilverDragon September 6, 2008

Golly Wolly 

It's something to say when you don't want to swear, but need to express your "oh my god" moment.. And it sounds funny, making a situation less awkward!

Person 1: Hey, guess what.. I just killed a guy

You: GOLLY WOLLY

Golly Wolly by Azmatskey October 23, 2012

wollygaggled 

Adj.
1. Irregular, out of place, or otherwise abnormal
2. A state of confusion caused by something strange or abnormal

v.
3. To cause something to seem mixed up, distorted, or out of the ordinary
4. To confuse or puzzle

1. The lopsided chair is a bit wollygaggled.

2. The boy seemed wollygaggled when he realized he was in the girl's bathroom.

3a. If you move the couch there, you'll wollygaggle the whole layout of the room.
3b. Don't mess with that antenna, it wollygaggles the screen.

4. Picasso's paintings have always been wollygaggling to me!

wollygaggled by W. Mason August 17, 2006

wollysmacker

A penis that is so large it smacks your legs.

1. My God his wollysmacker is enormous!!!
2. I'd like to see HIS wollysmacker.
3. My wollysmacker is bigger than his.

wollysmacker by Jatie July 23, 2007

Woolly Dentata 

When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.

"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."

Woolly Dentata by jolpyman2 July 24, 2014

woollyback 

"Woollyback" is a term used in Liverpool, England to describe people who come from outside Liverpool, especially those from Lancashire, which is sometimes used pejoratively towards those perceived as outsiders by Scousers, natives of Liverpool.

The term is believed to have originally referred to the people who worked in wool factories in towns near Liverpool, such as St Helens, Wigan or Widnes. They would walk to Liverpool carrying the wool on their backs, therefore they became known as Woollybacks, and now the term refers to anyone from the county of Lancashire.

Anfield's full of Woollybacks these days.

Them Woollybacks have a weird accent, they tark lahk this.

woollyback by Scouse Lad April 30, 2006

Wholey Roller 

The act of taking an extremely messy shit that requires the whole roll of toilet paper to clean the affected area.

Dude, I just got back from The Old Country Buffet and ended up taking a Wholey Roller.

shit poop messy shit

Wholey Roller by Eurobug June 13, 2010