weave 

Synthetic (fake) or real hair extensions worn by black women, usually in conjunction with long fake nails. Weaves are usually very easy to spot as they are different colored braids that what would naturally occur (read: red or bleach blonde).

Shit girl you see Tarmeekahs weave? dat chicken head be trippin!

Damn shorty, y'all know I can get freaky wit chu when yo weave slapin all aroun!

weave by Busy Bone August 4, 2003

Weave 

Horse hair that ghetto girls say is better than yo hair even though yo hair is nice and REAL

Dang girl my rainbow weave be poppin!

Weave by Xxtiti_ramirezxX April 14, 2015

weave 

A fake hair piece, either a whole bunch (for example a pony tail) or integrated bits of hair 'weaved' in with the rest of the hair. Mostly black in color, because the majority of people that wear them are black so they want it to blend in. However there are some people that choose, um, interesting colors...

tell my neighbor artisha that her nasty ass purple weave is disgusting, it dont matter if she is 11 its still disgusting

weave by Angelacia May 15, 2007

weave 

a womans best friend. dimonds are a close second.

girl 1: Honey did yo hair get longer
Honey thinking: wow she doesn't know that this weave is glued,

weave by keepinitrealnatural December 24, 2010

Weave 

Word used to claim for dodging something. Usually yelled out by someone telling the other they dodged their projectile.

*Girl throws ball at boy*
*Boy dodges ball*
Boy: Weave!

*Boy claims that he dodged the ball.

Weave by Randomslangman March 1, 2015

Weave 

Weave is hair extentions sewn into your real hair ranging from straw-like to madame tussauds quality. Black females tend to wear this and the odd mixed-race person.

Shaneese: yeah babe, i love your new weave.

Abigail: but its making me itch bare. Its jarrin

or

*in a fight Crystal grabs at Bianca's hair in an attempt to pull out her weave*

Bianca: Ey wha yoo touchin ma weave for yoo boom ba clat!?

Weave by TheORIGINALAfghanHound October 11, 2011

Weave 

One of the biggest abominations in the world.

Not all black women wear it( I in fact find it quite disgusting along with any sort of FAKE hair)

Worn by lazy people.

Used as a "protective styling" excuse

Embarrassing.

" Lets riot against all the weave, and fake hair in our WORLD...hoo-raah!

Weave by I'mHuman April 10, 2015