Uptown

"Uptown" is when a guy (male) makes it with an older woman who is at least 10 years older than him. If he is going to have intercourse, he is "Goin Uptown" on the older woman.

"I'm goin uptown tonight bro with that bitch from the bank"

"Bobby went uptown on us. He's now banging the bag from the bank"

by mymamasbigass November 21, 2007

uptown

cocaine, or less specifically, any high energy drugs

i went downtown last night to buy some uptown.

by JakeDog May 23, 2006

Uptown

Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)

Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!

by The Uptowner July 20, 2010

Uptown girl

It is an excellent song by Billy Joel

And also it means a girl who is sophisticated and classy - in some cases snobby - but not all

Woah bro, you seen that uptown girl?

by YASSS123 June 19, 2015

uptown girl

A girl who is rich and sophisticated. one who is used to the comforts and luxuries of life.

Mary is an uptown girl.. i wonder why she came into a dingy place like this.

by naveen ram March 20, 2008

uptown park

Uptown park, A park located in Mirdif, Dubai filled with chamaks and/or a bunch of kids that have nothing better to do other than smoke stigs, vape, cigarettes, etc. , get drunk from a sip of vodka that they get from THE Milk Man, Jump people, and ofc snap everything.

" Yallah, Lets go to Uptown Park "
" A7a 3bood is getting jumped at uptown park "
" We r gonna drink at uptown park. Wanna join? "

by guccigangchamak February 18, 2019

staying uptown

sex with a woman where only her boobs are involved.

Him: How bout a slice?

Her: How bout staying uptown tonight, I'm having my monthly visitor.

by MadCobraStyle September 17, 2010