An insulting adjective to describe a female who when the mathematical appreciation of her breasts (the summation of the volume of both) is barely enough to fill a small cup size.
by SoYouWantToHaveThisArgument March 18, 2009
when you zip up your sweatshirt all the way and you get that bump of sweatshirt that just so happens to be right where your boobs would be.
by just plain awesome October 17, 2009
a female (or male) with one(1) not the normal two breasts. this makes the chili dog( or cleveland steamer) experience anything but normal
by bill gluckman June 30, 2003
Having been born with only boob.Commonly referred to as "Lost Boobage",Girls with only one boob are likely to have a G--or atleast a D cup size.To men,they're less attractive,like julia roberts.There's been a couple men uniboobs,but its only like 1 in 3 dudes who have "Uniboobs".Charlie sheen is one of them,how else did he scare that male hooker?I mean,think about it,they're like cheerleaders!
by Remy_Howl September 23, 2011
When a woman's boobs look like one. Also, two boobs combined with more than 2 nipples, so like maybe 8 little nipples all over the Uniboob.
"Dude! I finally got this girl to have sex with me. Then I discovered she had a UNIBOOB which turned me off.
by SexySluttyGirl August 7, 2009
Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON
Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days
Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack
Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians
Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!
Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days
Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack
Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians
Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!
Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011
by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 10, 2015