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The three ultimate human beings. Comprised of three humans that, when together, form the supreme group. When together, suspicious activities are usually to follow. This includes: shmoking weed, abusing homeless people, getting obliterated, and forming NASA.
Fuck Man! You heard of Tripod? They be DAMN hot.
Tripod by Tripod Lovers July 16, 2007
Sophie the beagle became a tripod after she was hit by a car.
tripod by JP O December 21, 2003
He's so hung, we call him tripod.
tripod by DarkNova April 15, 2002
Where three men insert there dicks in a horse n have to keep it in there all the way round the grand national. If it falls out you lose, you can use anything to keep it in except superglue.
" Hey dudes wanna run the grand national ?"
" Sure but it'll be a bit tiring"
" There's a catch"
" What's that ?"
" Get your cock out and ram it into that horse, if it falls out you lose"
" What do you that ?"
" The Tripod dude"
" SOUNDS FUN!!!"
Tripod by Captain HBK April 10, 2010
A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.
Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.
Tripod by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016
The sexual position when a man turns his bitch upside down (headstand) and separates her legs ( resembling a camera tripod), then proceeds to eat her out, as she gives him head.
tripod by MMoney January 10, 2005