tit

Toilet is thirsty.

humorous way of saying gotta go to short toilet, while talking in Internet chat.
guy1: hey tit, so brb.
guy2: ok

or simply

guy1: tit
guy2: ok
by Sudip January 20, 2008
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What one deserves for tat
you've had the tat let me have the tit, slag*

*optional
by b1uetrees January 03, 2007
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Although it's main definition is to describe a womans breast, our definition means idiot, having a go at someone when they've done something wrong!
James and Joe were playing football against two other mates in a Wembo final, the score is 1-1 and Joe rounds the goalkeeper, plays it to James and he skies it over from 3 yards out!

Joe: James, you f***in' great tit! How could you miss that?!?!?!?! you tit!
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by aaschmidt27 February 09, 2017
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Guy: Im going to say tit backwards
Other guy: Idc i already know what tit back-
Guy: tit
by isufvsbviaydshb February 03, 2021
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a bird you f****** perv
hey look at my tit
by heeeeeeeeeeee May 16, 2018
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by KalebIsGod February 19, 2009
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