egghead

A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.
Dude, check out the dismembered hooker in the back of eggheads truck. Dude, check her for weed.
by cletus&cooter August 01, 2003
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egghead

a bald person, with a shiny head..
person 1: there goes Jason....
person 2: he's an egghead, applies oil on his bald head at night to keep it real shining!
person 1: i can see that..
by phasadi May 11, 2017
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Stupid Egghead

Person: Hey, stupid egghead
Dylan: :(
by Bigcooker March 08, 2018
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Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.
Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.
by clarize March 19, 2020
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Egghead. yaouri slop

Egghead. is a punk rock band featuring the members Johnny Reno, Mike Faloon and John Ross Bowie.

Yaouri is a mix of the words yaoi and yuri. This is because the creator of this, when shipping the people Johnny Reno and John Ross Bowie, felt that the two were “they’re boys but also girls they’re both”.
TL;DR this is a term for when you ship these two band members.
“Dude. I FUCKING LOVE EGGHEAD. YAOURI SLOPI NEED MORE!!!!”
by barrysbarry February 19, 2025
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EggHead

someone who has a egg shaped head like an oval.
by EgaaCrack March 27, 2019
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