A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
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by phasadi May 11, 2017
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by clarize March 19, 2020
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by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019
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by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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by Guy R. March 1, 2019
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