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Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

dry texter 

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward, even through the phone.
He was such a dry texter on instagram direct message last night.
dry texter by Kionow January 14, 2015

potato texter 

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010

serial texter 

A person who sends numerous messages, one after the other. Someone who's addicted to texting.
Amanda is always in the back of the class texting people, she's such a serial texter.
serial texter by Squirrel Texter August 20, 2019

battle tested 

You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.
battle tested by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019

serial texter 

when a person constantly texts you and nothing will stop them, just like how a serial killer constantly kills and nothing will stop them.
"Hey Amanda did Cheerios text you today?"

"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."
serial texter by kimbolesbo1 July 19, 2010