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Terd Pocket 

The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.
Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

teresa maria

The most amazing girl you will ever find her brain and body are beautiful. Teresa Maria is the combination of classy with sassy, so don't get on her bad side. People with that name love with passion, and would do anything for there lovers. They are kind sweet and sincere nut don't get on there bad side because they would make you wish you were in hell.
Teresa Maria that girl is the bomb.com

Teresa Maria that's your girls name... Lucky you have a keeper.

teresi mindset 

The mindset of abstaining from the use of drugs and alcohol in order to increase athletic performance and to stay pure in the eyes of God.
James: Hey man have a beer
Marcus: Fuck no bro, I don't roll like that
James: The fuck dude, what's the problem
Marcus: I got a teresi mindset, now get that shit the fuck out of my face

Terms and conditions 

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.
Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai
A Teresa is a girl who is selfless. She can be a bitch but she is nice in general. She jokes too much, but she can be quiet at times. A Teresa is goofy and makes people laugh but only her closest friends know the real her. She can be having a good day and next thing you know she’s having a bad day. She loves her friends and family. And she drops her friends right if they turn fake. She don’t give a fuck about what bitches say about her. And she’ll only fight if it’s necessary. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it. Trust me!!.
I wish I could be like Teresa. She is so bad!”
Teresa by Qué onda! July 20, 2018

Terms Of Service 

This long ass shit that's about the rules and regulations about the shit you're agreeing to and it's like 50 fuckin thousand pages long that no one reads anymore. Yeah it's important but what's more important is clicking the "I Agree" button.
Person: Hmmm..*goes through terms of service*....*Scrolls all the way down to the page*....*Clicks "I Agree"* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Terms Of Service by lespritenbanana February 17, 2015