tennis

A sport played with a hand from each of 2 people. The 2 people take turns slapping each others hand. There are many variations to this.

We played tennis with a rubberband while waiting in line.

by Zach 19 February 29, 2008

tennis

This is basically just ping-pong
and the players are standing on the table.

"What is the deal with tennis? I mean, its just ping-pong, except the players stand on the table! These people must be stopped!"

by andersonland.org July 1, 2004

tennis

One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.

Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

tennis

A sport for gay males or pussy females, often mistaken for a real sport by the people who participate in it. People that play it think it's difficult but they've never played football, wrestled, did swimming/diving, baseball, or any other sport.

Hey you see that guy? He's in the chess team
Oh really what a pussy
Well at least he doesnt play tennis
Yeah for real

by theoppositeofnotthey August 31, 2020

Tennis

A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask John Macenroe.

Bill: I play baketball and baseball!
Aemilius Lepidus: I play tennis!
Bill: Oh, so youre better than me in everything, including life.
Aemilius Lepidus: Yup!

by straightballer12345 November 26, 2010

Tennis

The best sport ever! Where you hit a ball over a net and try to beat your opponent. There are many different strokes. For example, groundstrokes, vollies, overheads, serves, approach shots, etc. Grab a tennis racket, a tennis court, and a few tennis balls and you're ready to play tennis!

Tennis is so much fun! I could play it all day!

by Tennislover108 April 22, 2011

Tenni

A beautiful girl who’s been deeply hurt on the inside but Can’t show it on the outside she’s funny, smart , optimistic, and special ,and. Most likely to be tall Tenni’s are only hard on the people they love the most so take advantage

Man look at that girl she is perfect
Ofc she’s Tenni man who ever has heart is the luckiest person out there

by tenio2006 July 2, 2018