std

~super thick dic or
~suck tims dic or
~super thin dic

ppl 1.are you going to std???
ppl 2.hell ya!he has a std!!!
ppl 3.at least its not a std!

by lenore666 February 28, 2007

std

what i get when i listen to 80% of the music released today.

www.realmusiccrusaders.com

wow most bands today really know how to whore themselves. i got herpes from listening to yellowcard.

by aaron and pat April 16, 2005

std

sexually transmitted disease.
also check sadistic twat delay, and stupidly tardy dick.

Someday you will sue the Government for many reasons, for things like pollution, odd scarring on your body, and std's coincidentally, among many relative issues, in addition to claiming the truer resources of our much more balanced commonwealth. So if somebody has an std, that person is to be compensated by the Government, Titus 1:12 and 1:16 exampling in the bible, states reprobate for any good work, so homework is reflectively nasty until they respect the prepuce and the younger people rights, then when they care to learn geometry in order homework means they are building their homes in direct alignment with prosperity equalling work efficiency, the young people will care to learn when they have an applied science. The higher equation factors 2 timely married virgins have no std's, they remain this way and this is their absolute solution. The absolute higher solution should not be shammed by opposing halfass methods. Advancing young people and everyone's rights does not reflect paying old witch doctors while the young person loses, he can not afford his home and land rights for evolution in due time as slave mice under polluter filthy concrete tar street city mentality..

by Joven March 29, 2007

std

okay wow, yes STD means sexually transmitted disease but it in the bay, we do sometimes mean smoke thizz drink, therefore makin it STD.

joe: damn nigga, whatd you do at that party last night tho?
bob: deeeeeaaaamn, i STD'd!

by oh heyyyyyy November 07, 2007

std

Short for standard. Used in many programming languages such as C++

std::cout << "Hello World";

by passwordisa November 30, 2022

std

suck the dick

she just std'ed

by anonymous May 10, 2022

STD

Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.

Student(for show and tell): Hey guys, my mom gave me an STD on Christmas.
Everyone: Cool!

The Teacher: *confused expressions*

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 December 21, 2019