Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.
Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
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Stapes

"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."
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Stape

Another word used for calling someone a stupid ape.
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Stape

Hey where is everyone? We all need to stape.
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STApes

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.
"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."
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Stapes

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.
"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."
by ihavemoobs September 01, 2009
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Stapes

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.
"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."
by farmerbailey September 01, 2009
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