Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.
"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
by footballdudes September 01, 2009

by iamablob September 01, 2009

You can't even open the door you stape
by kcidpals October 24, 2022

by Korma1 July 25, 2014

by iamstapesmand September 01, 2009

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.
"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."
by ihavemoobs September 01, 2009

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.
"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."
by farmerbailey September 01, 2009
