snarfing

When a person farts underwater in the bathtub or pool and then bites at the incoming bubbles as they float to the surface.

If you're going to be snarfing in the pool then at least share!

by Sean Cayo February 2, 2008

snarf

a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.

"...you are a snarf."

by j.a.r July 12, 2006

snarfing

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.

Cody was caught "snarfing" the teachers char.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

snarf

American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.

Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.

by xopher.tm May 25, 2005

snarfed

to pick up gems, jewels, treasures, objects, in an old 1980's computer game.

"You snarfed the gold coins"

by Perfect_Fit June 30, 2012

Snarf

To sniff the pointy bit of a woman's bike seat, after thier use.

"Have you snarfed her yet?"
Not yet, I'll wait till she's not looking."

by Beast trollers March 4, 2014

snarf

snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.

I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.

by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008