Slop-Slurper 

Someone who follows you around the block and gets with all the girls/guys you've been with, one after another. Maybe this person thinks that he/she is gonna one up you by fucking her/him a little harder than you did. Maybe this person just doesn't have taste in sexual partners and they have to look to you as the decision maker. Maybe in some sick, strange way, he/she just wants to BE you. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."

Slop-Slurper by marrowbones December 4, 2009

Seattle Slurper 

When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

I just gave my girlfriend a Seattle Slurper! sex cleveland steamer angry pirate angry dragon

Seattle Slurper by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016

fetus slurper 

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

fetus slurper by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

noodle slurper by King Chre July 3, 2011

Ass-Slurper 

One who engages in open-ass slurping

uh dude, is that an ass your slurping? hey guys! check this out. Tad's an ass-slurper!

Ass-Slurper by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

listerine slurper 

a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.

That nate dawg is one dirty listerine slurper!!

listerine slurper by munchkinhatro December 24, 2006

Starbucks Slurper 

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.

Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!

Starbucks Slurper by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017