slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.

Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!

by Phillazy April 13, 2018

Slong

Super long

The tower is slong.

by Yokoballer13 June 19, 2018

Slong

A penis that is absolutely massive

That slong is huge

by SlongSucker June 2, 2020

Slong

A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.

Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.

by Invidia Tempestarii April 14, 2007

Slong

A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.

Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong!

Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.

by Hater of Emos July 4, 2014

SLONG

Frenchy's nickname.

That boy is such a huge slong.

by Kat & Greg October 20, 2003

Slong

To move your hand up and down on your hard dick until jizz pours out.

Last night, I slonged all over the carpet. Mom got mad

by mothaFUCKA!!! AZZ WIPEZ! November 29, 2003