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Someone who is academic master, and is outgoing, unless it’s public speaking. Satchel will be there for you, but sometimes keeps to himself. He is fun to hang out with, and is a bit weird. He is also a very funny person. If you happen to meet a Satchel, make sure to to befriend him. He will be a very good friend of yours.
Satchel is someone that is awesome. He’s outgoing and funny.
Satchel by AshKitKat1109 November 22, 2019
Can be a verb or adjective.

Verb:
a) to slouch around wearing scruffy leather jackets and bluntstones, looking incredibly mangy, untidy and unkept.
b) to smoke a copious amount of marijuana.

Adjective: can describe anything, however usually describes someone or some action of the know-it-all, douche-bagish nature.
Verb: "i woke up late and satchel'd around Queen street yesterday"
"lets satchel it up"

Adjective: "wow that was a satchel move, man"
satchel by beachface March 29, 2009
The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.
I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!
satchel by jason&mikey February 25, 2003
A satchel is a bag often used to carry books, and other objects in.
Mike: Leah what does your satchel contain?

Leah: Not much just a few books and a huge dilly
satchel by Michael McManus December 27, 2007
1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male

2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.
Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down

Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!

or

Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.

Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.
satchel is a large metal bowl filled with variaties of pudding and everyone knows that.
hey pal why dont you give me that satchel before i give u a twisted japanease mullet.

Hey man lets make a satchel of pudding an invite the shagglemop over for and extenguating orgy.