When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
by JustinOther September 30, 2007

the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend
by lazer303 June 23, 2011

North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008

The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.
"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
by The Salty Dogster August 17, 2011

Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG
by Ben"jamin" March 04, 2008

When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.
by CaustiC July 24, 2005

by Ming the king May 24, 2012
