very small town in Union County. It is slowly loosing all athletic ability and recently growing in minorities. No big businesses in this town. Only hangout spots are "the grove" ;which barely exists anymore, or the highschool. Kids very big on smoking pot and attempting to "party" unfortunately all parties in this town are lame and are either busted or in a cramped, dirty garage.
Yes its true, RP does have the hottest girls and guys but they dont got the brains. Only the un-attractive people are the ones bringing up the towns gpa. Drama is a common word to decribe this town. People who grew up here and played in sports usually grow up to hate the towns around them. There are no such thing as pep ralleys where they egg the underclassmen, or mischirf night due to the fact that RP officers all take their jobs too seriously. College kids come back to this town and have nothing to do but drink by themselves. This town is full of backstabbers and liars who all know each other but are too afraid to confront anybody. Its sad to see a town as pathetic as this one. I am from RP and rather have grew up in Kenilworth.
Yes its true, RP does have the hottest girls and guys but they dont got the brains. Only the un-attractive people are the ones bringing up the towns gpa. Drama is a common word to decribe this town. People who grew up here and played in sports usually grow up to hate the towns around them. There are no such thing as pep ralleys where they egg the underclassmen, or mischirf night due to the fact that RP officers all take their jobs too seriously. College kids come back to this town and have nothing to do but drink by themselves. This town is full of backstabbers and liars who all know each other but are too afraid to confront anybody. Its sad to see a town as pathetic as this one. I am from RP and rather have grew up in Kenilworth.
<me> Yo, you doin anything tonight?
<other> Nah man, no plans
<me> well lets drink in your garage, then we can go to cranford and find some chicks
<other> lets do it, i cant be in roselle park for another night
....both kids end up getting numbers. if in rp, nothing exciting would have happened. Probably would have ended up playing video games or throwing eggs at houses.
<other> Nah man, no plans
<me> well lets drink in your garage, then we can go to cranford and find some chicks
<other> lets do it, i cant be in roselle park for another night
....both kids end up getting numbers. if in rp, nothing exciting would have happened. Probably would have ended up playing video games or throwing eggs at houses.
by rp hater April 6, 2008
The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
by nullisecunda July 22, 2009
Roselle middle school... Often reffered to as Hoeselle middle school. The school is one small lonely school with ONE main hallway. Everyone knows each other... And not only that hate each other. Theyre pretty smart ngl... And they all LOVE Mrs.petruick (I think thats how u spell it). Gohd bless her soul
Omg that girl with brown hair, blue ripped jeans, crop top, and her hair in a croissant goes to roselle middle school... Dont u think
by Leta get this bread March 12, 2019
In this school people think their the shit and although it’s a white town/ school; everyone uses the N word, but it doesn’t matter depending on how popular you are and how broken your english is.
Roselle Park High School is the safest place there is
by Donny from the handle February 10, 2018
He thinks he's good-looking but in reality it's the opposite.
He often walks funny and speaks with a wierd dialect.
He often walks funny and speaks with a wierd dialect.
by Lokman123 December 12, 2016
An absolute nightmare. Sure there’s some good people that you meet, but an overwhelming majority of the students are just 12 year old basic white girls or guys who can’t count to their own IQ level. Everyone there is a thot. I hope to see you all in hell, you sad bunch of horny teens.
Student #1: Haha! Roselle Middle sucks! Can't wait to go to Lake Park High School! *thotty laugh*
Student #2: I like dead memes
Student #3: I’m not like the other girls 🤪😍💕 I drink Starbucks and listen to XXX and/or K-Pop, HMU I’m single, 12,
Student #4: yeah sorry I’m dating a senior from LP 😩
Student #2: I like dead memes
Student #3: I’m not like the other girls 🤪😍💕 I drink Starbucks and listen to XXX and/or K-Pop, HMU I’m single, 12,
Student #4: yeah sorry I’m dating a senior from LP 😩
by Th0t_Patr0l June 22, 2019