noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey November 1, 2007
ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
by Cap April 20, 2006
a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
by the super bukkake December 28, 2011
Used to describe a male or female who was once of a slim build,however, following the start of a serious relationship has become much larger. Usually due to comfort around the new partner.
Jesus luc, have you seen Evans?
Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby
Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby
by stusx10 April 27, 2016
by Shaun Bettencourt November 6, 2006
A saturated (used) tampon that has been pulled and left somewhere in plain view, such as the floor, toilet seat, etc., so as to horrify unsuspecting onlookers. It's the ultimate bathroom (or any room) prank.
You never know what you might find a public ladies' bathroom, ranging from a turd on the floor, a puddle of urine, or the dreaded dirty ripcord.
by culturejam June 2, 2011
The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.
Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.
by andrewler January 25, 2005