Jimmy: 2+2=51
Tom: Jimmy You are a retard
by FrizzlePlayz April 27, 2017
Get the Retard mug.
People who think they have to take their pets with them everywhere they go.
That retard left their dog in the hot car with the windows rolled up at Walmart again.
by Spanky420247 March 23, 2014
Get the retard mug.
larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.
by garrett10121 July 31, 2008
Get the retardness mug.
Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.
Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED
by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019
Get the Retarded mug.
The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.
Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.
by Little Johnny's Big Brother March 10, 2010
Get the retard mug.
A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet
Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
by xxxParixxx April 1, 2019
Get the Retard mug.