psuedo-incest

Sexual relations with someone you consider as close as a family member, but who is not legally your relative. May feel awkwardly like regular incest, but is generally more socially accepted.

Person 1: So like... me and Mike have known each other for a while... but he's like a brother to me, if I bang him won't that be wrong?

Person 2: Naw, that's only psuedo-incest, go get yourself a piece o' his sausage.

by Fatality January 10, 2006

Psuedo-Metrosexual

A closeted homosexual male who claims to be a metrosexual to try to make others less suspicious of their sexuality.Psuedo-Metrosexuals are always fairly feminine, but not always to the point where it's extreme but enough where if they came out it wouldn't really be surprizing.

Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.

Dave was scared people will suspect him of being gay so he told everyone he's a metrosexual. Everyone knows he's really a Psuedo-Metrosexual, but they don't want to make him feel bad.

by personwhosayswords December 18, 2011

Psuedo-racism

The artificial act of being racist to be called 'based' by your peers.

Guy 1 "Oh boy I sure do hate insert race, they suck!"
Guy 2 "You're not based, that's psuedo-racism. Cringe."

by giseii February 05, 2022

psuedo-communism

the kind of communism that was used by stalin and all those other "communists" who were in fact people using the idea of communism to gain control over countries.

Person1:Russia was a communist country.
Person2:no it wasn't, Russia was a psuedo-communist country, true communism hasn't been achieved. Fucking psuedo-communism has ruined real communism, psuedo-communism is worse than capitalism.

by The Truckdrivin' Neighbour Downstairs November 12, 2006

psuedo-lesbian

1. fake lesbian 2. a person with lesbionic tendencies that is not a lesbian

She could totally pass with that psuedo-lesbian vernacular, except that she's hot for dick.

by lala333 May 07, 2008

psuedo nigger

A person of european descent who thinks they are black. They will exhibit traits normally associated with a stereotype black gangster type.

Dave is a psuedo nigger.

by John P James June 19, 2008

Psuedo-Engrish

When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.

Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.

Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.

Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.

by Xanias August 15, 2010