pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

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Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

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Ketchup Pre-Cum

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

by Charizarddd June 11, 2015

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Ketchup Pre-Cum

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.

"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."

by T0mBoi June 8, 2015

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pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005

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