Rocket Power 

I remember this show. It was a failed attempt by 40 year olds who live with their mothers to try and emulate cool. That cartoon was impossibly stupid, every character was annoying, the cool catchphrases were stupid (what the fuck is a shooby?), and I really wanted to murder that annoying twister kid, what a fucking retard.

Rocket Power sucked

Rocket Power by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009

Rocket Power 

a really stupid overrated Nickelodeon TV show about a bunch of retards that does nothing but talk about sports, sports, sports, and sports...They don't read. They don't draw. They don't go to school. They must've been on a disability or welfare check since the main character's father runs a crummy old fast-food shack!

Person #1: What's your favorite Nickelodeon show?

Person #2: As Told by Ginger. Too bad I have to wait till 6:00pm every single damn day to watch my favorite show and had to go thru being forced to watch the crappy overrated show Rocket Power!

*Rocket Power scene*

Squid: Hey guys, wanna do some reading?

Otto Rocket: Duh, I am too retarded to read 'cause I am gay. Let's go skateboardin' at my dad's crummy old shack and have a gay orgy with Twister and his older brother Lars.

Twister: I'm in!

Reggie: I need a sex change to participate ;)

Rocket Power by legs21 May 21, 2010

poser rocker 

someone who doesn't know the difference between alternative rock, classic rock, heavy metal, death metal, pop punk, nu metal and possibly even indie. however, this poser will buy a guitar and take up lessons, in a way that will make you cringe seen as 90% of guys have alrealdy jumped on this bandwagon already. they act like they're really 'kwl' and go around proclaiming how good 'rock' is and telling everyone to listen to some 'decent' music, when they dont even know what theyre talking about. their music taste will probably change in a year anyway!!

Poser rocker Michael: arrr what you listening to Bob Dylan for, listen to some proper rock lololol how about Disturbed, they're awesome dude!!! or Sum41, rock on man!!!

Me: ARRRRRGHHHHHH p. off you poser rocker, do you realise you cliche you are?!?!

poser rocker by tipp-ex April 18, 2009

powerdock 

verb

similar to the practice of docking, powerdocking is when you dock with another man, tape the penises together, and then box. Technically, the winner is the first one to knock the other out, but practically, no one wins in this sad spectacle.

"let's dock"
"no fuck that let's powerdock"
"no shut the fuck up that's disgusting"

powerdock by i<32powerdock March 25, 2010

powerlock 

to powerlock someone is when u take their lock and put it on their locker backwards so they have to bed down and put in their combo in a more difficult way. usually friends will powerlock each other but sometimes its just random people who see your lock open

omg her locker's open. let's go powerlock her!

powerlock by cuzimcool96 April 9, 2011

Powercock  

A cock so powerful that with every thrust, the woman getting it will orgasm four consecutive times. If she recieves more than ten thrusts in one month, it may cause her to enter a coma and possibly result in a violent death after going coo coo for powercock.

"Poor Rachel, she didn't know it was a powercock . Hey, are you coming to the funeral this Sunday?"

Powercock by Lovin dat Ass April 28, 2007

Powercock 

powercocking is high intensity wingmanning when multiple guys are needed to help their fellow man secure a bone with an exceptionally hot girl.

Dude 1: Dude, I’m going out with Sylvie tonight, the bitch is so hot I don’t know how to close.
Dude2: Sounds like we need to get the boys together and powercock that bitch!

Powercock by walrus316 April 15, 2012