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pouty cawk 

Pouty Cawk is when your boy is hanging out drinking and all a sudden gets upset and starts acting like a sad little kid. More often then not, he is upset about the size of his cawk but takes it out on everyone else by acting "pouty"
Man what's up with your boy Sugah? Oh, he drank too much Jager and someone said he had a tootsie. Now he's goin home cause he got dat pouty cawk.
pouty cawk by b_rad420 August 3, 2017
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pouty lips

lips that are full and plump, and can be described as youthful looking and sexy
I like that that girl has pouty lips.
pouty lips by ShellF April 15, 2024

Pauly Pissy Pouty Pants 

Throwing a fit cause you don't get what you want. After you throw a fit you go in the other room and pout with a pissy attitude.
You don't need to be suchappy a Pauly pissy pouty pants

pull a pouty 

to throw a sticky nade in halo reach from a extremely short distance and stick it to somebody a few thousand times
oh my fucking god why did she pull a pouty!!!
damnit!!
pull a pouty by GyPsI KiLl3R September 18, 2010

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement
I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.
potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

Tea Potty Ideology 

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
Tea Potty Ideology by jmspaesq October 31, 2010