possum

An ugly chick that people wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Wow jimmy's girlfriend is such a possum
by THe Coupster March 05, 2005
mugGet the possummug.

possum

the vagina of a female
tori said "don't be such a possum",we she told her cousin anthony to do a dare.
by toriiscoolllllll August 25, 2008
mugGet the possummug.

possum

Someone who is unattractive that believes they are attractive. She is playing possum, just like possum play dead when they aren't, she played attractive when she wasn't
Old females who are completely unattractive but think they are. She was playing possum with us.
by Paramo April 13, 2011
mugGet the possummug.

possum

used when dipping, a small pinch that is put in the upper lip instead of the bottom lip so the dipper doesnt get caught.
"Hey arent you gonna throw out your dip? the teacher is gonna see you!!!"
"Nah man i got a possum in...she wont ever see it!!!!"
by Dustin c November 22, 2007
mugGet the possummug.

Possume

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!
by Ledeman May 20, 2011
mugGet the Possumemug.

possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.
My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.
by Kris September 28, 2004
mugGet the possumsmug.

Possums

An exclamation of great joy and excitement. An abreviation of Awesome Possum.
"Hey, my mom got me a car!"
"POSSUMS! Can I get a ride to school then?"
by Mary_Lou May 24, 2006
mugGet the Possumsmug.