Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.

Lucifer's pleasantries by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009

pleasanton 

A preppy town in the east bay area. Known for nice schools, people who can AFFORD drugs, Stoneridge mall, and upscale neighborhoods. Where the only way police make money is giving tickets to soccer moms in Escalades.

Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.

They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.

And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.

Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.

The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.

The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.

Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.

Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.

Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.

Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.

I love soccer girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

Go to Pleasanton, that'll be your heaven.

pleasanton by wtf?PleasantonPrep September 20, 2007

mount pleasant pennsylavania 

slut street a.k.a. high street.
an awesome town in southweseren pennsylavania just outside of two other cool towns Scottdale and Connellsville.

not much really happens here but its a cozy nice little town. if you want to find sluts they live all on high street and low street in mount pleasant pa. lol

mount pleasant pennsylavania

mount pleasant pennsylavania by the girl in the colored scarf June 25, 2009

mount pleasant high school texas 

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.

mount pleasant high school texas by love live and get high April 29, 2019

pleasanton 

Pleasanton is a strange mix of California-style suburban ennui, Silicon Valley northern satellite architecture, well-preserved older homes and buildings, and good schools.

Their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread competition during the regular season, then getting the crap kicked out of them in the playoffs by toughass rednecks from schools like Oakdale in the Central Valley.

Dean's Cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. Best place on the planet for omelettes. The end.

Overall Pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it's got kind of an otherworldly, Potemkin village feel to it that's hard to qualify precisely. It's weird that way.

Dunno Joe, that doesn't strike me as too hardcore. Sorta Pleasanton, actually.

pleasanton by Rolfmeister May 31, 2006

Pleasant Ghetto 

A lesser known name name for a neighborhood in unincorporated St. Louis County named Pleasant Hollow. Predominantly populated by African Americans or white trash, the area is known to be rough and full of drug dealers and gang bangers.

He lives in Pleasant Ghetto.

Pleasant Ghetto by princess hater April 25, 2011

Pleasant Grove 

Pleasant Grove is located in the south east portion Dallas! it has its mixtures of Blacks and Hispanics. People here go to W.W Samuel, H. Grady Spruce, or Skyline High schools. Grove side- bruton bazaar closed tuesdays and wednesdays , bruton oaks, edward tiche,florence, carnival, fiesta, and malones.. buckner, bruton prairie creek, masters, lake june, scyene, millitary no what im talkin bout.I represent tha grove thats where im from. PGT pleasant grove tx!

If you haven't been to pleasant grove you haven't been to Dallas!

Pleasant Grove by Vincent Bryan August 7, 2008