PILF 

Pirate I’d like to fuck

Jack Sparrow? He’s a total PILF!

PILF by Wellfuckman May 1, 2021

PILF 

Paraplegic I'd like to fuck

Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!

PILF by seemor bunz September 29, 2009

PILF 

Pony I'd like to fuck

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.

PILF by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011

PILF 

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker

Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?

PILF by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010

PILF 

Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.

"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."

PILF by PINAPHILE March 9, 2009

PILF 

A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.

Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF

PILF by Weenzey April 25, 2010

PILF 

Priest I'd like to fuck

Did you see father andrews today, wadda PILF

PILF by animalcraker August 2, 2009