A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.
by rockstar_64 May 11, 2008
by Ketchup P. July 16, 2006
bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic
paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
by syphilis queen June 22, 2023