ogre

"a funny person"
one who posted a very funny definition for fondle

taken from ogre's post "wow, that squirrel really seemed to like the fondling i gave him.. he blew nuts everywhere"

by mini-moi December 08, 2003

ogre

A spectacularly unworthy guy who has won the affections of a perfect woman through wicked trickery.

That ogre is monopolizing all Alyson's child-bearing years.

by Buttons G. November 19, 2007

ogre

Stuart Bawden, the sexiest, sweetest, cutest guy I know; I love him so much.

Ogre: You're a running shoe
Me: NO, YOU'RE A RUNNING SHOE!

by Blueknightess March 17, 2005

ogre

a tall girl about 10 feet high who lives in nj and has the longest legs and is hot

oh man look at ogre! she grew another 4 feet!

by MelissAriadne March 17, 2003

ogred

1. To treat something as if you were an ogre.
2. To smash or destroy with brute force.

You totally ogred that little kid! We better run.

by David Q Chen December 09, 2008

Ogre

Slang term for an extremely unattractive woman. Normally one who is morbidly obese, smells like a decomposing carcass, and has 5 o'clock shadow. May be wearing a tank top and/or yoga pants that say "cutie" or "princess" across the back of them.

January is a popular time to eyewitness many an ogre at Planet Fitness. Most times they will be there on free pizza day. If they are there "working out" they are probably wheezing after a 5 minute session on the low setting of a stationery bicycle.

by M_Dubz152 June 06, 2023

Ogre

A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.

There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011