sandbagged by the octopi

To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.

Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

by Krestchismo October 15, 2008

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington April 28, 2018

octopi cream

Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.

Must be performed by a nerd.

Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.

by js69 July 2, 2011

Octopied

When a girl gets cream pied by 8 separate dudes simultaneously

Girl 1: “What did you do last night”
Girl 2: “I got Octopied by the Wu-Tang Clan”

by HatMan05 February 11, 2023

Octopie

When one female nd 8 males have vaginal sex, and all 8 males cream pie her in sync one after another.

Las summer we hit the octopie

by Thatdudesavtiva June 1, 2020

octopie

A great pie that is not a misspelling of octopi. It is an actual pie.

Person 1: What is your favourite type of pie?

Person 2: Octopie, of course

by Gyeno November 12, 2018

Octopi

Octopi is a word Charles it's in the urban dictionary

Octopi is a word

by Technolife October 5, 2021