Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 27, 2011

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute January 25, 2016

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 6, 2019

Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.

Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

by Bickerith May 31, 2019

cheeseing your soup

The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter

Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?

by Soup cheeser December 2, 2015