One who claims to be attracted to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.
An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
oh baby i'm so emosexual.
by Nancy Boy March 21, 2004
1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
by Tobey March 19, 2004
Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.
Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.
There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.
There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*
Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
by Timmy Gunderson February 9, 2011
An Emosexual is someone who has an extraordinarily Depressing Nature, is able to cry themselves to sleep everynight, and see the world through an entirely Dark point of view. They tend to like to draw, write poetry or take creative photographs which promote themselves as being depressed and then plaster them all over facebook, myspace and other internet sites.
The typical Emosexual wears straight legged jeans, a swoop in their hair which is dyed black and bright colours and also their wardrobe goes no further than hoodies, slip ons, and band tee's.
Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"
Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"
by Chris Shepherd (Sheps) November 26, 2007
by I AM BEHIND YOU September 10, 2006
by Dark Wolf7171 June 4, 2009
A person who gets brain-washed by crappy music and think they are rebels. Often where make-up, dyed hair. They do not posess a sexual organ.
Emosexuals: Hawthorne Heights, Fall Out Boy
by Sean5150 September 30, 2005