Jousted

Falling for an etremely obvious trick, joke, or lie.

"How'd you hurt your ankle again?"
-Jousting in the State Fair last summer.
"Really? Wow, I didn't know you jousted."
-Nah I was kidding.
"I hate you!"
-You just got jousted!!!

by Russian Wizard aka...Rasputin April 10, 2010

joust

A sleezy sexual act.

"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"

by Beast Mode March 10, 2005

joust

A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.

"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"

by Bsyw October 24, 2006

Joust

to give "head".... best if used on friends

"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"

by Bob Dole January 12, 2005

Joust

To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.

Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.

by Highena July 23, 2009

Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B August 4, 2006

Jousting

when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her

Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice

by knaitlyn August 29, 2008